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A Classic Miller Lite Commercial
A few classic Miller Lite TV ads. Click on each picture to watch in its own window. Our apologies for the quality of some...we do the best we can with what we have to work with. Check back often for new additions!
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The Breakup
Poor Bob
The Twist
ZZ Top Lite
Favorite Bar
Lite Bowling
Kung Fu
Elmer Bruker
Dalmatians 1
Dalmatians 2
Some great Miller High Life and High Life Light commercials from the late '90s.
Mayo
Donuts
The Little Lady
Pagers
Poker
NORM ! ! !
Everyone's favorite beer drinker, Norm Peterson (played by George Wendt), was one of the funniest characters on TV's greatest beer drinking show, Cheers. We all looked forward to Norm entering the bar to see what wisecrack would come out of his mouth every week. Here are some of the classic exchanges between Norm and Sam, Coach, Woody and others.
- Can I draw you a beer, Norm?
- No, I know what they look like.
- How's a beer sound, Norm?
- I dunno. I usually finish them before they get a word in.
- What would you say to a nice beer, Normie?
- Going down?
- What's new, Normie?
- Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and are demanding beer.
- What'll it be, Normie?
- Just the usual, Coach. I'll have a froth of beer and a snorkel.
- What would you say to a beer, Normie?
- Daddy wuvs you.
- What'd you like, Normie?
- A reason to live. Give me another beer.
- What'll you have, Normie?
- I'm in a gambling mood, Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap.
- Looks like beer, Norm.
- Call me Mister Lucky.
- No, I know what they look like.
- How's a beer sound, Norm?
- I dunno. I usually finish them before they get a word in.
- What would you say to a nice beer, Normie?
- Going down?
- What's new, Normie?
- Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and are demanding beer.
- What'll it be, Normie?
- Just the usual, Coach. I'll have a froth of beer and a snorkel.
- What would you say to a beer, Normie?
- Daddy wuvs you.
- What'd you like, Normie?
- A reason to live. Give me another beer.
- What'll you have, Normie?
- I'm in a gambling mood, Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap.
- Looks like beer, Norm.
- Call me Mister Lucky.
- What'd you say, Norm?
- Any cheap, tawdry thing that will get me a beer.
- What'd you say to a beer, Norm?
- Hiya sailor, new in town?
- Whaddya say, Norm?
- Well, I never met a beer I didn't drink.
- Hey, Norm, how's the world treating you?
- Like a baby treats a diaper.
- Would you like a beer, Mr. Peterson?
- No, I would like a dead cat in a glass.
- How's life treating you, Norm?
- It's not, Sammy, but you can.
- What's the story, Mr. Peterson?
- The Bobbsey Twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the happy ending.
- Hey, Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you.
- I know, if she calls I'm not here.
- Beer, Norm?
- Have I gotten that predictable? Good.
- Any cheap, tawdry thing that will get me a beer.
- What'd you say to a beer, Norm?
- Hiya sailor, new in town?
- Whaddya say, Norm?
- Well, I never met a beer I didn't drink.
- Hey, Norm, how's the world treating you?
- Like a baby treats a diaper.
- Would you like a beer, Mr. Peterson?
- No, I would like a dead cat in a glass.
- How's life treating you, Norm?
- It's not, Sammy, but you can.
- What's the story, Mr. Peterson?
- The Bobbsey Twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the happy ending.
- Hey, Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you.
- I know, if she calls I'm not here.
- Beer, Norm?
- Have I gotten that predictable? Good.
- What's going on, Mr. Peterson?
- A flashing sign in my gut that says, "Insert Beer Here".
- Hey, Mr. Peterson, Jack Frost nipping at your nose?
- Yep, now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver, huh?
- How's it going, Mr. Peterson?
- Poor.
- I'm sorry to hear that.
- No, I mean, pour.
- How's about a beer, Norm?
- That's that amber, sudsy stuff, right? I've heard good things about it!
- How's it going, Mr. Peterson?
- It's a dog eat dog world, Woody, and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear.
- What's going on, Mr. Peterson?
- The question is, "What's going 'in', Mr. Peterson?" A beer, please.
- Can I pour you a beer, Mr Peterson?
- A little early isn't it, Woody?
- For a beer?
- No, for stupid questions.
- Women, can't live with them...pass the beer nuts.
- A flashing sign in my gut that says, "Insert Beer Here".
- Hey, Mr. Peterson, Jack Frost nipping at your nose?
- Yep, now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver, huh?
- How's it going, Mr. Peterson?
- Poor.
- I'm sorry to hear that.
- No, I mean, pour.
- How's about a beer, Norm?
- That's that amber, sudsy stuff, right? I've heard good things about it!
- How's it going, Mr. Peterson?
- It's a dog eat dog world, Woody, and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear.
- What's going on, Mr. Peterson?
- The question is, "What's going 'in', Mr. Peterson?" A beer, please.
- Can I pour you a beer, Mr Peterson?
- A little early isn't it, Woody?
- For a beer?
- No, for stupid questions.
- Women, can't live with them...pass the beer nuts.
